In the words of Jon Pardi’s song “gotta a little dirt on my boots,” one high-end retailer wants to sell you jeans with a little dirt on them.
Nordstrom is going rustic….really rustic….with their new jeans, complete with mud stains.
The description for the $425 jeans on the Nordstrom website states,”Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
Causing quite the media frenzy, Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe commented on his Facebook page, “Finally – a pair of jeans that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job…made for people who don’t. And you can have your very own pair for just $425.00.”
The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aren’t pants. They’re not even fashion. They’re a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic – not iconic. To them, might I suggest the revolutionary new “Borax Wash,” which I discovered some years ago while rescuing birds who had the misfortune of falling into Searle’s Lake in the lovely and picturesque town of Trona.
“If Nordstrom’s wants to carry them, the description would read something like this:
‘Finally – a pair of jeans for the hard-working gent who doesn’t want to actually wear them. The Borax Wash is so rugged and so manly, they don’t even need a human to hold them up! So sit back and relax, secure in the knowledge that your work pants can’t be folded or stored like other jeans. Show the world you mean business by owning the only jeans that can’t be worn! The jeans, that can stand on their own!”$600 – only at Nordstrom.”
If you are interested in purchasing, here is the link to the Nordstrom website.
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