Fang Fever Breaks Out In Downtown Franklin

Or, How To Properly Prepare An Instrument of Crime

If you haven’t been to Historic Downtown Franklin recently, then you may not have noticed that patches of Fang Fever have hit portions of the area. We spent the morning looking for signs and found many. Those most seriously struck by Fang Fever seem to exhibit a curling of the fingers , and mumbles of maybe needing Saturday night off.

We also confirmed that various restaurants in Historic Downtown are frying up “Instruments of Crime” and serving them to customers with very specific upscale tastes for Nashville Hockey and the South’s favorite fish.

Here’s what we found:

Some of you may ask: What is an instrument of crime? What’s the big deal? Check out our guys over at A To Z Sports for the answer:

http://atozsportsnashville.com/predators-catfish-ice-pittsburgh-facing-charges/ 

 

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